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ENGLAND AND DAT NEW MANAGER BLOKE.
Well I av to say dat I might av been wrong about that Steven Gordon Eriksson geezer. Three wins out of three has got us all believin again - alright I may have dissed the bloke at first (possibly mumbling something like "we don't need no eel eating scandinavian dude in charge of the Engerland") but he iz startin to grow on me. I av erd that his folks, Erik and Erika Eriksson, was doin their hols in Morecambe near the time he was conceived - so that makes him English really, kinda. That said we aint been playing that good despite the results and I av got that nagging feeling that when we lose a game the old eel guzzler will be on the back pages of the papers az some kinda root vegetable. We'll see.....
ALAN LONELY OF NORWICH WROTE:
Hi Gaz, hope you can help. I have been coaching an under 15 football team for 6 months now and really love it but my wife thinks I spend too much time on my football and not enough time with her. She doesn't understand how passionate I am about the game and is threatening to leave me, what should I do?
GAZ SAYS:
The first fing that struck me when I read your letter woz, how did a sad git like you get a wife anyways?? Wot u think I am some kinda agony aunt? Do I look like that toothy bint Esther?? You should be tellin the Mrs. that footy comes first and to make sure she has dinner ready when you get back. Get rid of da wench and get a life bud.
Footy Chant of the Week.....
This weeks supplied by Ipswich Fans:
There's a circus come to town, Come to town, Nigel Worthington's a clown, is a clown, And Delia Smith, Well she's a f*ckin slag, Norwich City going down, going down.
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