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A motley bunch of rogues.......

BRIAN 'HOMER' COLLINS

Called upon to replace the injured Bugeja, ARCO'S own part time Homer Simpson stunt double has proved a reliable shot stopper.

ANDY 'THE FROG' CHILDS.

Probably the teams most improved player. Incredible bendy legs and an unpredictable shot keep the opposition and his team mates guessing!!

INJURIES AND RESERVES.....

Simon Bugeja - recovering from broken finger.
Paul Spurling - wife expectant and he's too fat.
Phil Scarfe - knee injury, has deputised in goal.
Darren Kirk - long term injury.
Matt Steed - playing league pool (La, La)

SIMON 'SPOONSHOT' BRADLEY

Loves to play down the wing and has learnt to tackle more effectively. Hard working but famed for putting his shots into orbit from 10 yards!

MARK 'SKINHEAD' COOK.

The teams very own fat Roy Keane. Always gives 100% commitment and never pulls out of a tackle. The Bruisers midfield power-house.

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IAN 'WHIZZA' HARDY.

Old man Hardy just keeps on going. The teams father figure still has far too many tricks for most defences. When he's on his game you'll need a calculator to count the goals!